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World’s Worst Jokes About Dogs

Bad jokes are a guilty pleasure. Some dog jokes are so bad they are almost good! Here are some of our favourites...

Q: Why should you walk carefully when it’s raining cats and dogs?
A: You might step in a poodle.
Q: What do you call a meeting amongst many dogs?
A: A bow-wow pow-wow!
Q: What did the puppy say to the shoe?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: What should you give your dog when he does a good job?
A: A bone-us!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spot!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed Dalmatian
Q: Why did the dog carry a clock?
A: He wanted to be a watch dog!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Rough! Rough!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
A: Because they mess up the whole house!
Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it's a greyhound!
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!

Louise Dolan
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